I think dating is a horrifically bad idea. You can probably just file it under "You're doing it wrong!" No matter what way you're doing it, it's probably wrong.
One popular option is going to a movie. Where you sit in the dark and ignore each other. Brilliant.
Dating ads have their own bizarre culture, whereby people list crap that's totally irrelevant simply because that's what's popular to mention in ads. Like how they like to hang out with friends and eat good food (who doesn't??). Next you're going to tell me you like to laugh.
But it's not like I'm any less of a disaster. Either I'm sober and I'm really uptight and boring (and can't stop talking), or I'm drinking and just turn into some moronic floozy (who can't stop talking). No one enjoys the former but if anyone enjoys the drunken floozy it just makes me wonder WHY THE HELL THEY LIKE DRUNKEN FLOOZIES.
I'm with Groucho Marx: I wouldn't be part of any club that would have me as a member.
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